Hey, Em, it's Paul. Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Sanderlei Silveira ® - 2024-06-29T15:34-03:00 - US (BR) L
Hey, Em, it's Paul. Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Well, look what the stork brung
(What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb
(Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from
Still a white jerk
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Now back in the days of old me
(When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend
Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E
Turned me into smiley face emoji
My shit may not be age appropri—
Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy
Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out
To shut me down so when I started this verse
It did start off light-hearted at first
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
Oh my god, it's him... not again!
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Bridge: Eminem]
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
(If what?) If he could see the way shit is today
(Look at this shit, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay
(Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's
In my Air Max 90's
White T's walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese
Like a motherfuckin' hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you?
That even myself, I'm a danger too
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit
Snake-ass prick, you male crossdresser, fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that
(Watch) But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids they're brats (Fuck 'em)
They can screw-off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's, what you thought you saw ain't what you saw
Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
Hej, Em, ovdje Paul. Uh, slušao sam album
Sretno, prepušten si sam sebi
Pogodite tko se vratio, opet vratio?
Shady se vratio, reci prijatelju
Pogodi tko se vratio, pogodi tko se vratio
Pogodi tko se vratio, pogodi tko se vratio
Pogodi tko se vratio, pogodi tko se vratio
Pogodite tko se vratio
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)
[1. stih: Eminem]
Pa pogledajte što je roda donijela
(Što?) Mali vrag s rašljastim jezikom
I strši, da, kao upaljeni palac
(Bleah) S čelom iz kojeg su izrasli rogovi
Još uvijek bijeli kreten
Vozim se u Chrysleru do cyphera sa žrtvinim, percovima i Bud Light košuljom
Tekstopisac, električar, lakši posao
I ne moram se pretvarati, ti si ono što vjerujem
I znaš da sam ovdje da ostanem zbog mene
Ako bih ikad trebao uzeti dopust, to bi bio aspirin za razbijanje groznice
Kad bih tražio Megan Thee Stallion, bi li surađivala sa mnom
Bih li stvarno imao šansu za podvig? (Ha!)
Ne znam, ali drago mi je što sam se vratio
[Refren: Eminem]
Abra-abrakadabra
(I za moj posljednji trik) Spremam se posegnuti u torbu, bruh
Abra-abrakadabra
(I za moj zadnji trik, puf) Samo tako i vratio sam se, bruh
[2. stih: Eminem]
Sada natrag u dane stare mene
(Kada) Baš u vrijeme kad sam postao ljubitelj droge
Pojeo malo kodeina, kao način da se nosi s okusom opijata, slučaj O.E
Pretvorio me u emoji smajlića
Moje sranje možda nije primjereno dobi—
Jeo, ali udarit ću osmogodišnjaka po licu peharom za sudjelovanje
Jer nemam nikakve sumnje
Da će se cijeli ovaj svijet pretvoriti u neke izviđačice
Taj cenzurni biro je vani
Da me ugasi tako kad sam počeo ovaj stih
Isprva je krenulo opušteno
Ali čini mi se kao da sam na meti
Čudno kako mi je profit skočio, pogledajte što sam spremio u džep
Da, sranje je kao da ste svi lagano trčali, a ja sam trčao punom brzinom
I zato sam ja naprijed kao moja nogica, i ja sam borba u koju se svi upuštate
Kad raspravljate o tome tko je najbolji, ali ops ja sam bijelac kad
Priđem tom mikrofonu, zatim ga pritisnem
O moj Bože, to je on... ne opet!
[Refren: Eminem]
Abra-abrakadabra
(I za moj posljednji trik) Spremam se posegnuti u torbu, bruh
Abra-abrakadabra
(I za moj zadnji trik, puf) Samo tako i vratio sam se, bruh
[Most: Eminem]
Ponekad se pitam što bih stari ja rekao
(Ako što?) Kad bi mogao vidjeti kakvo je sranje danas
(Vidi ovo sranje, čovječe) Vjerojatno bi rekao da je sve gay
(Kao sretan!) Kako se zovem, kako se zovem?
[3. stih: Eminem]
Dakle, koliko male djece još uvijek želi ponašati se kao ja?
Ja sam veći kreten od kaktusa
I zato te riječi bodu, kao da su te pčele napale
U kupeu naslonjen na sjedalo
Omiljena grupa Bumpin' R. Kelly, the black guy pee's
U mojim Air Max 90-ima
White T's walkin' roditeljsko savjetovanje
Moja transrodna mačka je sijamka
Identificira se kao crnac, ali ponaša se kao Kinez
Ponašam se prema cijelom svijetu kao prema jebenoj vreći, jer mi je pred nogama
Kako da ti objasnim?
Čak i ja sam opasnost
Skakućem po tračnicama kao klokan
I reci nekoliko stvari da te razljuti
Ali zajebi to, ako mislim to sranje, reći ću to sranje
Otkaži mi što? U redu, to je to, samo naprijed, Paul, odustani
Zmijoliki kretenu, ti muški transdresseru, lažna kučko
I vjerojatno ću dobiti govno za to
(Gledaj) Ali svi mi možete popušiti kurac, zapravo
Jebi ih, jebi Drea, jebi Jimmyja, jebi me, jebi se ti, jebi moju vlastitu djecu ona su derišta (Jebi ih)
Oni mogu odjebati, njih i vas sve
I ti, Paul, imaš dvije lopte, velike kao RuPaulove, ono što si mislio da vidiš nije ono što si vidio
Jer me nikad nećeš vidjeti
Uhvaćen na spavanju i vidio da se otmica nikada nije dogodila
Kao Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, nestajem u zraku dok odlazim, kao
[Refren: Eminem]
Abra-abrakadabra
(I za moj posljednji trik) Spremam se posegnuti u torbu, bruh
Abra-abrakadabra
(I za moj zadnji trik, puf) Samo tako i vratio sam se, bruh