Hey, Em, it's Paul. Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Sanderlei Silveira ® - 2024-06-29T15:34-03:00 - US (BR) L
Hey, Em, it's Paul. Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Well, look what the stork brung
(What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb
(Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from
Still a white jerk
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Now back in the days of old me
(When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend
Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E
Turned me into smiley face emoji
My shit may not be age appropri—
Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy
Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out
To shut me down so when I started this verse
It did start off light-hearted at first
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
Oh my god, it's him... not again!
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Bridge: Eminem]
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
(If what?) If he could see the way shit is today
(Look at this shit, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay
(Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's
In my Air Max 90's
White T's walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese
Like a motherfuckin' hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you?
That even myself, I'm a danger too
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit
Snake-ass prick, you male crossdresser, fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that
(Watch) But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids they're brats (Fuck 'em)
They can screw-off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's, what you thought you saw ain't what you saw
Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
Uy, Em, si Paul pala. Uh, nakikinig ako sa album
Good fucking luck, ikaw ay sa iyong sarili
Hulaan kung sino ang bumalik, bumalik muli?
Bumalik si Shady, sabihin sa isang kaibigan
Hulaan kung sino ang bumalik, hulaan kung sino ang bumalik
Hulaan kung sino ang bumalik, hulaan kung sino ang bumalik
Hulaan kung sino ang bumalik, hulaan kung sino ang bumalik
Hulaan kung sino ang bumalik
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Well, tingnan kung ano ang stork brung
(Ano?) Maliit na sanggol na diyablo na may sanga ang dila
At ito ay dumikit, oo, tulad ng isang masakit na hinlalaki
(Bleah) Sa isang noo kung saan ito tinubuan ng mga sungay
White jerk pa rin
Humawak sa isang Chrysler papunta sa cypher kasama ang vic's, percs at isang Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician, isang electrician na magaan ang trabaho
At hindi ko kailangang maglaro ng pagpapanggap, ikaw ang pinaniniwalaan ko
At alam mong nandito ako para manatili dahil sa akin
Kung ako ay kukuha ng bakasyon, Ito ay aspirin upang masira ang lagnat
Kung tatanungin ko si Megan Thee Stallion kung makikipag-collab siya sa akin
Gusto ko ba talagang magkaroon ng isang shot sa isang gawa? (Ha!)
Hindi ko alam, pero natutuwa akong bumalik, parang
[Koro: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) Aabutin ko na sa bag ko, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Kaya lang at bumalik ako, bruh
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Ngayon bumalik sa mga araw ng lumang ako
(Kailan) Sa mga oras na iyon ay naging isang dope fiend ako
Kumain ng ilang codeine, bilang isang paraan ng pagharap sa lasa ng opiates, kaso ng O.E
Ginawa akong smiley face na emoji
Maaaring hindi naaangkop sa edad ang aking tae—
Ate pero tatamaan ko ng participation trophy ang isang walong taong gulang sa mukha
Dahil wala akong pagdududa
Na ang bout ng buong mundo na ito ay maging ilang girl scouts
Wala na ang censorship bureau na iyon
To shut me down kaya nung sinimulan ko ang verse na ito
Nagsimula ito nang magaan sa simula
Pero parang tinatamaan ako
Isipin mo kung paano tumaas ang tubo ko, tingnan mo kung ano ang naibulsa ko
Oo, ang shit ay parang naging light joggin ka lang at tumakbo ako ng buong bilis.
At iyon ang dahilan kung bakit ako ay nauuna tulad ng aking noggin, at ako ang laban na mapasukan ninyo.
Kapag pinagdebatehan mo kung sino ang magaling pero ops ako white-chalkin 'kelan
Lumapit ako sa mic na iyon, at pagkatapos
Oh my god, siya na... hindi na!
[Koro: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) Aabutin ko na sa bag ko, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Kaya lang at bumalik ako, bruh
[Tulay: Eminem]
Minsan iniisip ko kung ano ang sasabihin ng matanda sa akin
(Kung ano?) Kung nakikita niya ang kalokohan ngayon
(Look at this shit, man) Malamang sasabihin niya na lahat ay bakla
(Like happy!) Ano ang pangalan ko, ano ang pangalan ko?
[Verse 3: Eminem]
Kaya, ilang maliliit na bata pa rin ang gustong kumilos tulad ko?
Ako ay isang mas malaking turok kaysa sa cacti be
At iyan ang dahilan kung bakit ang mga salitang ito ay sumasakit, tulad ng ikaw ay inaatake ng mga bubuyog
Sa coupe nakasandal sa upuan ko
Bumpin' R. Paboritong grupo ni Kelly, ang black guy pee's
Sa aking Air Max 90's
Ang payo ng magulang ni White T
Siamese ng aking transgender na pusa
Kinikilala bilang itim, ngunit kumikilos ng Chinese
Tulad ng isang mabangis na sako na tinatrato ko ang buong mundo, dahil nakuha ko ito sa aking paanan
Paano ko ipapaliwanag sa iyo?
Na kahit sarili ko, panganib din ako
Tumalon ako sa mga track na parang kangaroo
At magsabi ng ilang bagay o dalawa para magalit ka
Ngunit fuck na, kung sa tingin ko na tae, sasabihin ko na tae
Kanselahin ako ano? Okay lang, sige Paul, quit na
Snake-ass prick, you male crossdresser, pekeng ass bitch
At malamang masasaktan ako niyan
(Panoorin) Ngunit maaari mong sipsipin ang aking titi, sa katunayan
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids mga brats sila (Fuck 'em)
Maaari nilang sirain, sila at kayong lahat
Ikaw din, Paul, nakakuha ng dalawang bola, kasing laki ng kay RuPaul, ang inaakala mong nakita mo ay hindi iyong nakita.
Dahil hindi mo na ako makikita
Nahuli na natutulog at nakita ang kidnappin ay hindi nangyari
Tulad ni Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, nawala ako sa manipis na hangin habang aalis ako, parang
[Koro: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) Aabutin ko na sa bag ko, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Kaya lang at bumalik ako, bruh